Part 1
The Telling Tale of Murderous Mr. Filth
- London Boys - In Which Our Hero Encounters Strange Mr. Jack
- Dead Man - In Which Our Hero Tells Us a Tall Tale
- A Dull Boy - In Which Our Hero Goes for a Night on the Town
- All's Fair - In Which Our Hero Retrieves Two Things
- Break - In Which Our Hero Is Rescued and Jack Loses His Hat
- Of the Devil - In Which Our Hero Leaves and Jack Makes a Regrettable Deal
London Boys
It was stormy. It was always raining in Ireland; all my goddamn memories of Ireland are raining, but this was a real storm. Lightning belched from the sky, day as black as night. Like the whole world was coming to an end.
I was at The Sheep and Cross, like most nights, drunk as can be. Don't remember much of evening, honestly, but I do remember when he came in. Thunder didn't shake the bar, we didn't go silent at his arrival and no, he didn't say something impressive to the accompaniment of a bolt of lightning. He sat down and ordered a drink. Let's say it was whiskey, that's a good Irish drink; although he seems more a scotch man to me.
So he sipped his scotch and made small talk with various people although most were slightly concerned about his paleness and asked him why he didn't remove his hat. Probably found it unsettling how it kept his eyes in shadow. Other than that the man seemed normal. He drank, flirted with the girls, and discussed the town. Most people must have thought he was, I don't know, an adventurer or something. Not sure about them but I knew he was different.
My uncle, he had been something that we call a Seeker but my dad had called him a wizard and a pagan. I had rather liked my uncle; he wasn't one of those crazy types who thought that there was a real purpose to Seeking other than for power. Sure he wasn't capable of doing anything substantial, but luck started looking up for him when he got his Object and he survived damn well longer than most when they burnt him.
The point is I knew something of Seeking. The way a Seeker looks, for instance, and I knew not to mess with them. So I stayed good and out of his way until the man came up to me. I remember the first thing he said to me was, "You're a London Boy".
I said yes and asked him how he knew. I was falling down drunk at the time and had lived in the town, more of a hamlet, for the past three years. He said he could "smell" it in the way I carried myself. I asked what that was supposed to mean and he chuckled a bit.
"Can't die in London. City won't let me; not that dying is a problem anymore. I was there when it was born. Or grew. I've been with it for a while," he chuckled. "Might as well say I raised it." He laughed at his little joke. "Why are you in Ireland, boy? Didn't just come here to get drunk, did you? 'Cause that isn't healthy."
I would've told him to piss off but I knew he was a Seeker so I tried to be a little more dignified. What I think I said was, "I'd rather keep it to myself," but I was piss drunk so I'm not exactly certain. The next thing I remember is him asking for my name. I tell him it's Mr. Flint.
"Flint? That's a terrible name, doesn't fit you at all. You're not an arsonist, not from Flint; no, I won't be calling you that." He looked me over and a smile came to his face. "Good to meet you, Mr. Filth, I'm Mr. Jack."
Dead Man
I'd see him again, every now and then, and do my best to avoid him. "Mr. Jack" didn't seem too fond of the idea; I'd slip into my room (it was an inn, see, and I'd been staying there a while) when I thought he didn't see me, slip out after I'd thought he'd gone only to walk right into him. Needless to say, I was terrified out of my wits. I knew this man was dangerous, I knew he was toying with ungodly things, and I knew he'd taken an interest in me. Can you blame me that I'd started carrying a knife with me? It's perfectly reasonable, to find oneself a weapon.
So, it was raining again, and he was there, moving about in his unnatural way. I knew he was looking at me from inside his shadows, planning something. I decided to hurry away. It was dark upstairs, and I didn't think he'd be able to find me where I'd hidden myself away then I heard him moving. They didn't sound like normal footsteps, you got to understand, they sounded like the dead thump of bodies falling to the ground, it was horrible, I was paralyzed with fear, you must believe me, it's not as though I could have run away. So when the big man rounded a corner, yelling, was it my fault that I defended myself? No, 'course not, we all know who's doing it was.
When my fear cleared (I was terrified, like I said) I tried to help the poor sod. I tried to find some bandages and, when that failed, I at least tried to wash the man's wounds. I wasn't willing to give up on him, you see. I'm a good man, I try to do good where I can.
It was Jack who found us.
I remember his devilish grin, I remember him asking what I planned to do with the bodies.
"Bodies?" I asked him.
"You can't expect me to remain quiet, so you're going to kill me too."
I told him I'm not a murderer, never killed a man in cold blood, this was self-defense and an accident. But he didn't believe me.
He said he could make all my problems go away, for a price.
And, like a fool, I agreed.
He sent me up to an old tomb, buried beneath a hill a few leagues west, saying that if I got him some stone knife from inside he'd hide the body and leave me be. I know now - feel it in my bones - that if I tried to stab him it would just go straight through, leaving him alive, so I took the only option I saw as available.