So, you've come to this, have you? You've finally found the Objects. Well, I must first say congratulations! You've done better than your predecessors and you will do better than anyone else for some time. Why? I'll tell you more on that later perhaps. Now, as I was saying, how was the trip? Did you get everything you wanted? Oh, come on, speak up! Let's see that brilliant smile of yours! No? Well, I don't suppose you have to, it's not like I'm going to make you. So, how did it feel, finding your first Object... Terrifying? Yes, well, it would be. I doubt even I would have made it without a slight tingle down my spine, but there we are.
Do you have the Objects with you? Good! I must say, I'm very impressed. Now, would you be a good little child and place them down on my table, here... I suppose you're wondering why I'm here. After all, this isn't exactly what you would have thought it is, what with not a single item in this room disturbing you remotely. Well, your quest is almost over, you see, for there are no Objects left to find, but just because you've found the Objects does not mean that it's over. After all, the journey will never be truly over, will it?
There's plenty more to be done, secrets to be revealed. What's that, dearie? You want to get it over and done with; well, I'm afraid you can't do that... This little wild goose chase you've got yourself into will quite literally never end. You will be here for the rest of eternity and you know why? Because I am a Holder of Legion, the gatekeeper from your land into ours, you see. I tried to do this, to hunt the Objects, but I failed. Dragged down to their land, I was forced to make a decision, either I stayed in that wretched place or I bring others to take mine. I would never truly be free, though, even after I lure a fickle human to this place through the planting of hundreds of "items". After all, one can never escape death's icy grip...
So, good news, you're my replacement. After I give you in, I can begin my fresh life, ready for the challenge and sacrifice that comes with it. Oh, don't worry, you won't have to go down there. I mean, eventually, you will want to... But there's nothing stopping you from just staying here, here with my paintings. You didn't know this but, through my long and what I thought would be eternal existence, I have acquired a certain knack for painting. Would you like to see? Now, don't be rude. If there's any one thing I can't tolerate in this world, it is rudeness. Thank you for bringing the Objects to me. Now, I can begin my search for the legion, there's a lot of work to be done. After all, there are 1999 legion to be found... And I greatly look forward to seeing it put together again.