Questors needed for high-risk mission of Utmost Importance. Must be willing to travel to any city in any country at any time. Good pain/fear tolerance, willpower, fighting skills, and memory required. Physical strength/speed, languages, general knowledge & first-aid skills a bonus. Permanent physical/mental damage likely, death possible, small risk of perdition/oblivion.
Also require assistants: translators, researchers, etc. Can work from home, injuries less likely, high-quality security system and self-defense skills a plus. Emotional damage still probable.
Big rewards for all involved. Transport, medical, therapy & funeral expenses included.
IF NOBODY APPLIES, EVERYBODY DIES!!!!!
Apply to "not_harry_potter@hotmail.com" or PO Box 538.