Letter from Penny

In this letter, Penny expresses her doubts about our existence. She borders on conspiratorial thoughts.

She mentions her Inspector, Vernon, helping her get "conveniences". 

  • What does she mean by this? 

Out of the blue, Penny says she likes to use fresh soap. 

What help is she to Vernon? 

Penny says "whatever four" instead of "whatever for"... 

  • What is the significance of "four"? 

Since the only oddities in this letter are the mention of soap and the misuse of "four", let's try counting every fourth word of that line. 

The revealed message reads: 

  • "Use Vernon to help me."